A few NEW YEAR quotes

[CUZ_KEIF]

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I'm having a good time !!!!!!!!!! I have come to regard the Law Courts not as a Cathedral but rather than a Casino !!!!!!!!!! Abstinence is a good thing, but it should be practiced in complete moderation !!!!!!!!!! Grief can take care of itself but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with !!!!!!!!!! Some couples go over budget very carefully every month, others just go over them !!!!!!!!!! I've been in love with the same woman for the last forty-two years.... if the wife finds out she'll kill me !!!!!!!!!! One good turn get's most of the blanket !!!!!!!!!! Bigamy is having one wife too many, monogamy is just the same thing !!!!!!!!!! An Englishman, even if he is alone, will always form an orderly queue of one !!!!!!!!!! On the chest of a barmaid in Sale (Cheshire) was tattooed the price of the ale....... and on her behind (for the sake of the blind) the same information was there in Braille !!!!!!!!!! The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it !!!!!!!!!! ]SOMETHING FOR OUR LEARNERS BAND :this was displayed in the professors mess room at the Royal Marines School Of Music, in Deal, Kent "An amateur musician practices the piece until he gets it right, A professional musician practices the piece till he never gets it wrong" HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY.